JoeyJoJo,
A man walked out of a tomb, and predicted before he died that he would raise himself from the dead. Then he did it. Nothing has been the same since. He said that if you trust him, you will walk out of your own tomb. It's that simple. Very easy to understand even if you don't believe it.
If you can present anything that can compare to that, let's hear it. Whatcha got?
Ok - ill give it a shot.
A man without a body rolled into a bar - he was only a head.
He said to the bartender - "do you play darts here?" The bartender says "sure".
The man said, "well put a dart in my mouth -feathers first".
"Right - now throw the fucking board at me!"